Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Mushroom Theory


Assumptions/ Statutory Warnings:

1. To understand this theory you must be or at any given point of time should have been, madly in love.

2. Ignore the fact that this may be pure crap.

3. Will not take credit for this theory when telling your friends about it ( and they are nodding in approval)

4. Leave a comment on this blog( all you need is a gmail id)

Theory:

In every couple , there will be one person who likes mushrooms and the other who doesn't.

Implications:

1. You will never be able to order mushroom dishes in restaurants, because your better half would not enjoy

Results:

If you are in a committed relationship and the above story holds true holds for you then you are made for each other.

Disclaimer:

Call it lack of exposure, but I have been able to test this theory only on straight couples.

Waiting for your feedbacks....

4 comments:

Unknown said...

just one thing...how do i beleive that this theory was propounded by you as u r claiming it to be.

Unknown said...

and the same analogy can be drawn to old monk theory.

Devil's Alternative said...

And the corollary to this theory could be if both persons like mushrooms.. they can never be a couple!

hmmmm... just when you thought u had it all figured out!

nice original theory.. & well written! as always :D

He who must never be named said...

What a preposterous theory!

its not at all true in my case..
My better half does not like it.. and consequently.. I have started to hate it as well :P