for u guys!!

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. ~Mae West

Guys are funny creatures, but I guess that is what makes them interesting!! I’ve had the chance to know many guys and also to observe them carefully. They may be stubborn, stupid or complete idiots, but they prove to be the greatest friends. In short, they are all dogs!! Fighting like enemies in the day and drinking out of the same glass at night, confused about their own feelings. They’ll give up anything to prove they are tough but inside, their hearts are made of stuff toys; cute and soft.

In this blog I’m writing about my 5 friends who are and have been very close to me at some point in my life. I think I know them quite a lot lets see how much of that is true. Here, I’ve replaced the name of each of the guys with a number and I guess I don’t need to tell you guys what to do.

Before I start let me also mention that under normal circumstances the first person I should be writing about should be my boyfriend but I shall be defying that law here, just to complicate things a little. Just for this one time honey you’ll have to go down a little but I assure you, you have the top spot in my life.

No 1. 1 feels that he is the funnies guy, but sadly that is true for the next four guys as well or maybe for all the guys!! He thinks he is a stud (don’t they all??). His opinion is that I am a boy trapped in a girls body which is also the reason we get along so well. Like a typical guy he’ll check out every girl that walks past in a micro mini or a skirt but deep down he believes (and I’ll quote him here) “a girl looks most beautiful when she is wearing a plain white suit”. He has always been confused about his feelings for girls and often turned to me for my ‘girly’ advice (in these matters I am the perfect girl). Needless to say he has still not found a girlfriend but trust me; it has nothing to do with my expert advice!!

No 2. One sunny Sunday God was in a funny mood and he decided to make no 2. A little of this, a little of that, a streak of madness and what do we have.. complete chaos. But despite all this he is a complete darling. He believes that he has 20 years to live and after that he’ll go mad( although I feel he is overestimating himself ;)). He has been gifted with the ability of not being able to think straight which provides logic to his wild imaginations. The most amazing part about him is that despite all this he has managed to find himself a girlfriend, but that does not mean the confusion has ended, that’s there to stay. I guess that’s my sweet no 2.

No 3. This one is the toughest of them all. No 3 is a complete package of surprise. Do not believe anything you’ve heard about him because in all probability he’ll prove it wrong. He may not be sure about what to do tomorrow but he has the schooling plans for his kids very clear in his mind. A kind and helpful soul he is committed t o everything he does. His motto in life is “You’ll have to understand what I want cos I wont say it “he is bad with words when it comes to expressing himself and try his best to avoid any awkward situation. We are still searching for a girl who is a mind reader and matches up to his exquisite tastes.

No 4. They all think they are funny but he is the wittiest of them all. A charming personality that will please you in minutes, he is the only guy I’ve met till now who is clear about his feelings. No confusion whatsoever! He is all about traditions, rules and principles. A complete family guy, he is the types any girl would like to take home to her parents and without doubt he’ll impress them. He has a thing with words and can convince you to fall in love with him. I’ve heard this is what he did with his girlfriend. Trust me, I’ve met her and she says the charm is still on.

No 5. He is the last but definitely not the least. I may have known him the longest but still claim to know the least about him. He is very choosy about his friends but values the ones close to his heart (read: possessive about them). He is an expert at flirting and even tried it with him but I guess he has realized that it’s not worth it with friends. The count of his girlfriends’ increases in direct proportion to the population of our country and the best part is that he manages to keep them all happy. He is a mixed bag of all the good and bad habits which I shall not divulge into for his benefit. In short, he is an all rounder!!

Well I guess this is it, I hope you all like it. I'll be waiting for your comments/guesses. Best of luck!! :)